Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Account 🔢 for me too baby 👧 is so cute together with game slotjokes
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
