Game jokes
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
Doom is eternal.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
When the Among Us has drip ඞ!