Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
One time my boyfriend and I were playing the tickle game and I tickled him on his thighs by accident, and I said, "Oh no, I am dead."
Then he started tickling me on my thighs up to my vagina, and then I moaned while laughing and told him, "STOP, please."
Then he said, "That's what I thought," and I was like, you cheated. He was like, "You first did it."
So he went to the restroom and pulled down his pants. Then I jumped on him and pulled his dick five times, and he screamed, and I quickly ran out and laughed. Then he ran to me, and I screamed, and he started eating my pussy and fingering me while I said, "Okay, okay, stop."
And he stopped and started sucking my boobs and giving me hickeys while I said, "Please stop," and then I pushed him off, and he turned me around and put his dick in my hole, and I said, "Owwwwwwww."
Then he said, "Play with me, I'll fuck you up."
I said, "Ughh," and slapped him.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
Joke: CookVR
What do you call ball drama?
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
