Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Game Jokes
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
"Among Us."
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
