My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
Game Jokes
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Sultan Khan was a courtier in Akbar's court. He wanted to make his son the royal treasurer, but his cunning plans always failed.
Sultan Khan thought that Birbal was the cause of his son's misfortune, so he looked for an opportunity to get rid of Birbal. One day, Birbal was late to the emperor's court. Seeing this, Sultan Khan said, "Your Majesty, don't you think that Birbal is taking advantage of his position because he has been late these days?"
"This must be another plan to trap Birbal," said Akbar. So he decided to wait and see what Birbal would do. Akbar sat next to Suman Khan and said, "Yes, he must be punished."
Suman Khan was amazed to see his plan work this time. "From now, you should not agree to anything he says today," Akbar replied, "Agreed."
Soon, Birbal came to court. "Please spare me for being late. My wife was unwell." Akbar immediately said, "No."
Birbal was surprised. He tried again by saying, "But that's the truth. Please believe me." Again, Akbar replied, "No."
"There must be something going on," thought Birbal to himself. Then he asked, "Can we discuss important matters today?" Akbar immediately replied, "No, we will not."
"Then may I go home?" asked Birbal. Akbar said, "No, you will stay here this evening," said Akbar, enjoying himself. Birbal understood what was happening.
"Oh, so this is my game. The emperor is saying no to all my questions." He looked around and saw Suman Khan smiling, seeing him in trouble. "This must be his idea. Let me teach him a lesson."
The clever Birbal thought to Akbar, "Very well," he said. "But I have a last request. Will you please listen to me?" Akbar saw what Birbal had done.
He was very pleased and called loudly, "No, I will not listen to you." That is all Birbal said before returning to his seat. Suman Khan was stunned and angry, and Birbal had outwitted him, so he could not make his son the treasurer.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
