My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
Kid: why do orphans like tennis
Dad: because it's the only time they get love
I Love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball though.
Me and my cancer Are like a game of fortnite I’ll never win
what do you call a fish with a temper
undyne
A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time?" The woman replies "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."
What do you call Stevan hauking on a period. Mario cart
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam
Play Wild
Hey hunger games... im full!! This ain't your mama's monologue.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer A: she fell into a minefield
Rock paper lesbians.
why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because, everybody likes a good batter!
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
Fortnite is good (Awesome joke, right?)
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!" Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.
