Game jokes
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
Doom is eternal.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂