What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch the hunger games the Africans live it
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
who likes fortnite Gwen Stacy is in the game lets goooooo i love her
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
what is an orphan's least favourite game? 44-homes
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
Why do people play soccer
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
