Game jokes
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Jenga.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.