Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Whats an orphans favorite game to play on Roblox game Adopt me.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch the hunger games the Africans live it
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
