Game

Game Jokes

Why did the NBA remove the glory hole šŸ•³ from the men's locker room? too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.

Why canā€™t you play games with cats? Because they always ā€˜cheetahā€™. (This joke sucks ik šŸ„²)

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? ā€œPut it on my bill.ā€ 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you canā€™t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacherā€™s eyes crossed? She couldnā€™t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, ā€œmini-sodaā€). 12. Why couldnā€™t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you canā€™t use ā€œbeef stewā€ as a password. Itā€™s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldnā€™t you write with a broken pencil? Because itā€™s pointless.

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on firešŸ”„

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them Sound familiaršŸ¤” Well in september 11th...

Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.