What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Game Jokes
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
