Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Join the Kahoot!
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What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
