Game jokes
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.