Game jokes
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.