Game jokes
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Jenga.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.