Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” “No,” said his mom, “Of course not.” Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Why Orphans cant play Baseball? Cause they cant find thier Homebase.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Whats an orphans favorite game to play on Roblox game Adopt me.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
