Portable jokes
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
I have achieved portable anime girls
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.