Portable jokes
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
I have achieved portable anime girls
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
WD 5TB My Passport Portable External Hard Drive HDD, USB 2.0 Compatible, Black - WDBPKJ0050BBK-WESN
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
Humanity.