Portable jokes
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
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Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
I have achieved portable anime girls
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.
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What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."