Portable jokes

What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.

Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.

What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?

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Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.

A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.

A quiet kid brings an MP5.

Humanity.

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...