Portable jokes
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
I have achieved portable anime girls
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?
What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.