Gadget jokes

Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.

What do you call an opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?

Cutting-edge Technology.

If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.

Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?

It doesn't know jack.

How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.

Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!