What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker🖕that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him Rearrange the furniture
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
Little Johnny is walking around and peaks in his parents' room, catching them having sex, so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! We’re just uh, making cake,” and they send him away.
So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brother’s room, so he walks in and catches his brother and his brother’s girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! We're making cake!”
So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! How'd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.
what do you call a legless table nothing
How do you punish a blind kid?
Re arrange the furniture
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture? The cowch ( couch)
one thing led to another, now i have a new patio
I can't decide if i like rocking chairs or not..I keep going back and forth on them.
how to blind kids get punished? By moving the furniture around the house
Some moving men had just begun their days work. The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch. The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
What's an edible part of a wheelchair? A vegetable
How do you punish Stevie wonder for bad behavior? You move all of the furniture around
I don't understand why people hide under there blankets it's not like the killers gonna be like, I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket
once i ate a table... it was food consuming
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Grocery stores are like IKEA:you have to assemble the food yourself
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
