Furniture jokes
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Drawers!
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!