Furniture

Furniture jokes

Trampoline

My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!

Homo

How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?

Turn it upside down.

Momma

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Memes

Parent

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?

Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.

Mamma

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

Chair

You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!

Boy

How did the blind boy's parents punish him?

Rearrange the furniture.

House

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

Guy

If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.

Similarity

Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?

A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.

Stool

How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?

They flip it over.

Corner

If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.

Chair

What do you call a chair with a hat?

I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?