What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
