Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
My kitchen was rearranged today. The tables have turned, and the steaks are higher.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture.
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
Glad to present you a wood clock.
https://olegon.ru/clock/
Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
I sat on a chair.
One day, I sit in the lounge on a chair.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
I slept like a log last night... woke up in the fireplace.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
