Furniture jokes
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture.
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
Glad to present you a wood clock.
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A guy walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair.
Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
I sat on a chair.
One day, I sit in the lounge on a chair.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
I slept like a log last night... woke up in the fireplace.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
A blind man walks into a bar.
And a chair.
And a table.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.