Furniture jokes
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture.
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
Glad to present you a wood clock.
https://olegon.ru/clock/
A guy walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair.
Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
I sat on a chair.
One day, I sit in the lounge on a chair.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
I slept like a log last night... woke up in the fireplace.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
A blind man walks into a bar.
And a chair.
And a table.