Why is the Reaper not funny at all? Well, he tells dead jokes!
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zomBEE.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your Parents
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Do u want to know my modo when I’m bored?
Punch and orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
