Funny jokes
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Cooper is funny.
my goofy ahh uncle
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Funny.
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,
"Some asshole has my pen!"
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)