Funny jokes
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Memes
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,
"Some asshole has my pen!"
I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.