It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
Knock knock. (Who is there.) Pizza. (Pizza who?) Never mind it was so cheesy.
Q:why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke? A: he broke his funny bone!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N Oh my gosh I'm peeing on my shoe no one knows about it yet
Why do orphans go to church?
Cause its the only place were they get to call him father
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange 🍊.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
I kicked a soccer ball at a wheelchair kid and said ROCKET LEAGUE
"I hope my death would make for sense then my life"- joker
What's a priests fav fruit?
Cantaloupe
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
We Spend The Weekend Getting The POOP OUT!
My sisters name is coco and one day she was funny so I told her you
Coconut
Hey guys todays funnyiest prank: Is when I poored a bunch of red whine into the chicken salad...to be honest and was a TON of whine I purded in there! My family could not tell the dirfense at all! Anyway bye thats the prankster! Next time or see time next!
What is a necrophiliac safe word I’m alive
My last best man's speech was like the marriage
Short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.
what did jessiey do jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn heyyyy gas
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? A bowling ball doesnt cry when you put your fingers in it.
