Funny jokes

What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?

They can both carve a new emotion.

Popular guy in class: I am so funny.

Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.

What were the candles doing at a birthday party?

Getting lit.

"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"

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I make baby mush.

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.

What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

I should name my dog Ariana Grande.

That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.

Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"

Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣

I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.

"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"