Funny jokes
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
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Memes
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.