Funny jokes
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
🤡🤡
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
I make baby mush.