How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer...?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
I should name my dog Ariana Grande That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Twitch & Youtube revenue. haha funny joke eheh
this website is cruel, and is NOT funny.
In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
When ariana grande broke up with pete she said she has on less problem with out you.
Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP its rude and not even funny. GET UR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF UR GONNA BE RUDE!
my grandpa's last words were before died in vietnam was what fuck did i step on..........
Hi guys the prankster is backster!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sisters tooth past bottle!
Okay so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tastying is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there so I got some mints and putted it there! Then next thing you new was! My sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzes buttock!
what do you call a group of emos... the suicide squad
alyas dad died thats comedy something not funny is like blm
Mirrors can’t talk, it’s sad that it can’t laugh at you!
My name is Mariah Carly Brown and I am an orphan and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny ... STOP THEM !!!!! Dark hummor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find and I see "Orphan jokes". What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah. Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes please!
Freshfry pls leave me and prince alone! I never ask u too join our chat!
Gwen do u have to be so happy all the time? Even u don't get the joke!
i usualyy tell jokes abt kobe but they usully crash and burn
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
