Funny jokes
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?
Zari: Your sister isn't listed in the meantime, just relax.
Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!
Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.
Gina: Do you know my sister's name?
Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.
Gina: Fine, I don't care!!!
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
This website is cruel and is NOT funny.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.