why are skeletons not funny because they have no humor 🤣
WANT TO KNOW OF A FUNNY JOKE
WOMEN DRIVERS
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
This website is cruel and is NOT funny.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP its rude and not even funny. GET UR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF UR GONNA BE RUDE!
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
