Cincinnati jokes

When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣

Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?

Because then Cincinnati would want one too.

Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?

A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.

The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.