What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
whats the difference between a trampoline and a child
you take ur shoes of before jumping on the trampoline
Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.
What’s Hellen Kellers favorite game as a kid I spy
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes? Because there fun for the whole family to hear.
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
