Fun jokes
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!