Fun jokes
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
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You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"