Fun jokes
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
What is a great š for?
Fun.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?
Asking for a friend.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.