When your sitting by the mush rooms and u here one say to the other ey your a fun guy....(._.)
Why did the kids love the mushrooms? Because their fun-guys!
A handicap person was making fun of me so I walked away
How are babies and elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
STOP THATS MEAN YOR MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE WITH DOWN SYNDROME!!!!
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
Why was 7 afraid of 6
Because 6 8 7
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
Q: what the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies. A: a Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
Sometimes i wish my gf was here that way we could have some fun in my bed, the I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
omg guys i finaly did it i made a head slicey boy. i haveheadless.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible Addison:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!! Layne:IKR Mom:SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYIMG TO SLEEP Addison:ok fine Layne:look at this joke Addison:HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA *Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!
