I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?
Asking for a friend.
Its really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
Why was 7 afraid of 6
Because 6 8 7
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
Sometimes I wish my gf was here, that way we could have some fun in my bed. Then I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
