Fun jokes
A woman was sitting alone at a bar, and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sad. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.
The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks, they decided to go back to her place.
When they arrived, she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time, she burst open her bedroom door and said, "I hope you're ready!"
She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand, and a 12-inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.
The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"
She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."
The dude replied, "While you were in there, I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants, and came on your curtains. It's been fun!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
My life is the joke.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they canât stand up for themselves.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
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You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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