Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they canât stand up for themselves.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
