Fruit jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.

Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?

A: Apples get picked.

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What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples actually get picked.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples are picked.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"

What did the corn say to the flying apple?

"That's corny."

What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?

"Hi!"

What did an orange say the day before going to work?

"Back to the rind!"

Where do fruits go on vacation?

"Pear-is!"

What do rappers like cantaloupe?

Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!

Timmy has 5 apples.

His train is 7 minutes early.

Calculate the mass of the sun.

What did the teacher say to the student?

Orange you glad to see me?

What do you call a homosexual in a coma?

A fruit and a vegetable!

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.