Fruit jokes
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
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Banana joke?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.