Fruit jokes
What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
materwelon
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Banana joke?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.