What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Fruit Jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
