Fruit jokes
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Banana joke?
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.