An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What do you give a sick lemon?
A lemon-aid.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
Up your butt with a coconut!
