Fruit jokes
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!