What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
