What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
Fruit Jokes
All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Banana joke?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
