Fruit jokes
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow? So it could have sweet dreams.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
Pineapple goes on pizza.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.