What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple
what do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit ninja
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
What is an emos least favourite game? Fruit ninja
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
