Fruit jokes
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Am I a guard or a guava?
I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.
I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.