Fruit jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
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What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
Three Europeans come to America. They are all captured by Native Americans, who want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared. The Native Americans agree not to kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it.
So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs, and the Native American kills him.
They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a BANANA!!"
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.