Fruit jokes
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.