Fruit jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
Q. What's a compulsive masturbator's favourite food?
A. Jackfruit
Pineapple goes on pizza.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.