Fruit jokes
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Memes
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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Pineapple goes on pizza.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
I find bananas very appeeling.
Applesauce.
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
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Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.