Fruit jokes
Ok, I put one penny down. Do you smell anything?
1 scent.
I put two pennies down. Do you see any fruit?
2 pears.
I put three pennies down. Do you see any law enforcement?
3 coppers.
I put four pennies down. Do you see any cars?
4 Lincolns.
I put five pennies down. Do you see any pussies?
NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT!
All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Don't trust the caption! it's a kiwi...
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
"Orange you glad I made it?"
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
I go in the duck park, I make it myself there cozy with Rayman and fruit dwarves.
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump...
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Pineapple turnover.