Fruit jokes
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Pineapple goes on pizza.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
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Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.