Fruit jokes
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
Memes
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Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
Pineapple goes on pizza.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
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Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?