Fruit jokes
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Q. What's a compulsive masturbator's favourite food?
A. Jackfruit
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Pineapple goes on pizza.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!