Fruit jokes
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Billy Bob like pineapple.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.