What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Billy Bob like pineapple.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
