Fruit jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!