Fruit jokes
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Billy Bob like pineapple.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.