Fruit jokes

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple always gets picked!

Billy Bob like pineapple.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?

An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.

What does an apple and an orphan have in common?

One gets picked.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

What do apples and emos have in common?

They both hang from trees.

I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.

What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?

They have a history of separating colors.

What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples are picked.

What do emo kids and apples have in common?

They both hang off trees.

U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.

If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.

If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.

Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!

Fruit, vegetables, my arms.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

Why are grapes never alone?

Because they hang out in a bunch!

Why do kids like bananas?

'Cause they like doing the nana.