Fruit jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
Memes
I cant un see this:
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Billy Bob like pineapple.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?