Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
Where does the banana learn to split at Sunday school
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree which would hit the ground first?
the apple, because the rope caught the emo kid
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
