Fruit jokes
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
Memes
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
Banana!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.