Fruit jokes
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
Memes
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
Banana!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.