Fruit jokes
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Why is Mrs. Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
What fruit loves rollercoasters the most?
A kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.