Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
why were the apple and orange all alone? because the banana "split"
why do orphans pick apples because thats the only thing they can pick
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A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange." So I replied, "No it doesn't."
What do you call a crazy lesbian? Fruit Loops.
what did the big tree say to the little one? grow a pear!
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell em for double the price!
what do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango
Why was the emo jealous of the orange
It came precut
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces cum in pears
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most? Straw-berries.
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
my friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day she was pulled in by a strong "currant"
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates, what is it?" "OH, honey that's your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" the sister replies with a laugh "you think that's cool my monkey is already eating bananas
If Donald Trump had sex with and orange guess what his son would be?
A orange tree! :>
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose tell his family he/she was a fruit now he/she's a vegetable at least there still in the produce section
why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
because she was told that if you rearrange the letters PEAR it spells "rape"
If an orange is called an orange why isn’t a lemon called a yellow
