Fruit jokes
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"