Fruit jokes
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
Banana!
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!