What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
Banana!
