Fruit jokes
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Memes
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.