What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Billy Bob like pineapple.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
