Fruit jokes
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.