Fruit jokes
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.