Fruit jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Orange you glad to see me?
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.