Fruit jokes
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Why was the apple π sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Memes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Whatβs the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. ππ
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
What do lemons π wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.