Fruit jokes

What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.

What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?

One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!

Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

A: One of them gets picked.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked.

What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"

Get it?

When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.

Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?

Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁

Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?

Alexander the raisin.

Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?

Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.

Why did a girl like bananas?

Because one day she might need to be ready.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.