Fruit

Fruit jokes

What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon.

When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!

Try with a cucumber.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!

What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.

What music scares balloons?

Pop music.

Why would the banana scream "ouch?"

Because it is getting peeled.