Fruit jokes
Orange you glad to see me?
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
Up your butt with a coconut!
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.