Fruit jokes
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
So, Johnny was working at a deli. A woman walks up and asks, "Do you have any salad?" Johnny says, "No." She asks, "What about carrots?" Again, Johnny says, "No." She says, "What about bananas?" Johnny says, "Tell ya what, spell out 'lad' in salad." She spells, "L A D." Johnny replies, "Spell 'rot' in carrot." She spells, "R O T." Johnny says, "Now spell 'fuck' in vegetables or fruits." She says, "There is no 'fuck' in vegetables or fruits." Johnny exclaims, "That's what I've been trying to tell you!"
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
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Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
Orange you glad to see me?
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
Up your butt with a coconut!
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!