Fruit jokes
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.