Fruit jokes
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
Three men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live only if they could achieve one thing: They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each.
The first person returned with apples. The leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1... 2... he screamed.
The next person came back with grapes. 1, 2, 3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing; he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well. "Well, I saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!