I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
My girl friend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl she said I was cheating but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there, trust me you won’t regret it
why does a straight guy act gay? cause he wants to feel wanted and wants to be bffs with the hotest girls
My friend said they were going to make a come back I told them to do it at the back of the throat
A kid went and cot a hair cut, the day after he went to school, and a friend says " I like your cut", and he replies "which one?"
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the libraryin told him to be quit? Pulled out a silencer.
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Hey guys how was ur day? If you ask me the same question heres the answer, depressing. I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old, D.K, freshfry, ALYA's "Jokes" or opinions.
Why did an orphan kill ET To phone home
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly she did drugs. So one day I go up to her and say “Mari-juana do this????” She later asked me to leave forever..... I don’t gnome why but... it CRACKed me up abit!!!
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
Mom told me drugs are my enemies Jesus said to like your enemy's Yay i can like drugs then
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids so I came and hellped
He won’t stand against the three of us!
"Hi Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?" " Oh, Johnny you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs." "I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
Me:knock knock Bestie:whos there? Me:ben Bestie:ben dover? Me:no ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx Bestie:omg how did i forget hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx
What do you call an emo friend group? The suicide squad.
how do you know when you're disliked? when they always give you the camera for group photos
whats worse bieng loved or hated? cuz when ur loved you could be left alone or be batrade. but when your hated no ones there to leave you. what do u think?
me and my friends are going to create a steps tribute band we are all in wheelchairs so we are going to be called ramps
