Friendship Jokes

like if your bestfreind is emo

I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply

Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me*

“What do you call my friend group?* *Suicide Squad*

When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌

i just wanted to say to never let go of family they are everything never let anyone walk all over you and if you are with me like this quote

i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging

Fatty told Skinyy "Do you have any food my stomach is empty and I haven't eaten" Skinny replied to Fatty "Well doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead"

Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day Friend: why? Me: because i put the women rights book in the fiction section

my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS

Like if your bestfriend has a dog

*Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman*

What would you rate this woman?

A 7

Why?

Because 7 ate 9!

What do you not say to an Emo if u want them to come round? Wanna hang out.

bestfriend @3am: i love you me : love u too *wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*

idk if this is funny

jesus and satan are just basically homer and flanders. one tries to help the other, only for satan to just say "shut up".

This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos but he didn't make the cut

Me-"Whats the difference between an apple and an emo" Friend-"i dont know" Me- an apple actually falls from the tree

You aren’t alone. If you ever need to chat I’m here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn’t struggle

Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i'm forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that's right