Friendship jokes
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
What is the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
Let's chat here, sisters!
Kariah, blue heart!
Lariah, pink heart!
Iariah, yellow heart!
Me, green heart!