Friendship jokes
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
no! I will protect jerry!
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.
Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester?
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.