Friendship Jokes

im really bored and idk wut up with prince he isnt talking to me. and freshfry y u so mean now??

Discuss the synopsis of this poem. My Friend Billy Has A Ten Foot Willy.

Why is Harry Potter a orphan fav character

Because Harry Potter has no parents so it’s relatable

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.

How do two emo kids greet each other,

I like ya cuts g

heyos i just wanna say thanks to gwen on here she writes jokes and she got me thru a lot xx

Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi

I was trying to make friends and this one person came up to me they said “lettuce be friends?” I just laughed and said that was tearable

Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain...

Me: So... You're new? Depression: (I don't know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading... You know... Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job... Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we're friends! Me: Interesting... (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it's problemos) Me: Well I think you're signed up! I'll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :)

AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"

What does a emo kid say to his bestfriend...let’s hang out

A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "that's my step ladder" he said "I never knew my real ladder."

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

so i went to my freinds house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out i dont like visitors.

Some guy come to me and said I'm your dad friend.. he ask me to pick you up.. *Laughing freaking hard* and told him you dig the grave?

Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.

What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle??

Getting them to come out of their shell.

A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,

"Jenny and Jonathan sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, the comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."