Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
Friends Jokes
My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
