Friends jokes

My friend thinks he is funny.

He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.

When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"

This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...

"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"

My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"

I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.

Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).

She wasn't joking. :0

We are 15....

Why was the PUBG player sad?

Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.

(Again, credits to my really funny friend)

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."

Friend: What fly's and cry's?

You: A cloud.

When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"