Friends jokes

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo.

The dark side of kid songs:

You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.

"What?" Angelica replied.

"I'm a guy."

When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!

I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?

My friend: To get to the other side?

Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.

My friend: Oh.

Me: Knock knock.

My friend: Who's there?

Me: The chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

I played Uno with my Mexican friend.

That bastard took all the green cards!

That one depressed friend.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?

"We are Pickle Ricks!"

Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.

Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?

Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.

Too bad only one was standing. :)

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

Why do emos have friends?

So they can hang with each other.

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.