Friends Jokes

Two friends are arguing and one friend says ̈Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs ands or buts about it ̈ and the other friend says ̈Butt He is ̈.

I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.

So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery

The tree left him hanging though

What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing Pin the tail on the donkey? Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.

You never think of how people will react to an event, my friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.

My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said "I wanna watch"

Today Me and My Best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge and i told him to back up, R.I.P to him.

I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

I took my sister and And cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy who my dad‘s friend has connections with I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized, We got what we wanted.

Where's, my sisters friend oh I forgot we are in Alabama

me as a 5-year-old: how do you relate to the twin towers friend : what me: everytime I thing of them I feel sad

wut did the pickle say to his friend rick we are pickle ricks

i dont have a joke i just have a friend named jack

Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: why Me: Because they can't find home

The dark side of kid songs: You got a friend in me..you got a friend in me!

i'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it

when you know you have a gay friend but you find out that they like you-

I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend enyaw . I cba with jokes basically me and enyaw always scissor

me: why did the chicken cross the road? my friend: the get to the other side? me: no, to get to the idiot's house my friend: oh me: knock knock my friend: who's there me: the chicken