Friends jokes

My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.

Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."

What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?

"5 second rule!"

I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.

I heard there was a kidnapping.

Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.

It was his father's friend who was a priest.

He was just bringing him to church.

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

What do you call an emo friend group?

The Suicide Squad.

That one depressed friend.

My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.

In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.

"What?" Angelica replied.

"I'm a guy."

The dark side of kid songs:

You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!

When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo.

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.

The tree left him hanging though.

I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.

Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.

Too bad only one was standing. :)