Friends jokes

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"

So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.

The tree left him hanging though.

Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.

Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo.

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.

When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!

I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.

The dark side of kid songs:

You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!

You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.

I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.

Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.

Too bad only one was standing. :)

Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.