The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"