Friends Jokes

My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigs tie. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.

How does a skeleton call his friends? ON THE TELE-BONE!!!!

your forehead and your hairline must be friends because they go way back

What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle??

Getting them to come out of their shell.

Why does jelly laughing a lot?

Because his friend goes nuts 🥜🍇😋

My mates threw nuts at the wall now we call them walnuts

Hahaha :)

my friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago. he can tell the future.

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tryed to fight me so i said: IF you wanna fight me ill run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs ill already be down the stairs waiting and he started crying

Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)

friend: Hi! me: who are you? friend: ...your friend? me: what are you talking about the doctor already said I couldn’t have any

your hair and your hairline must be best friends cause they go waaaaay back

I have fun with my friends

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"

My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters. I asked him what his book was about and he said "Oh, It's autobiography."

Food makes are proudly presenting human flesh made foods donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives T and C apply this is only in the best shops in your town or down the road or in your country 1 like = 1 family member donated cos we're saving lives😎😎

You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends. Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot. You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate."

asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?

Man: aw man im having a bad day Man's friend:same Man:so why did you have a bad day my brother got hit by the school bus Man's friend: i got fired as a bus driver Man: oh great heavens