What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
My friend David lost his ID. Now he is just Dav.
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.
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we all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when : 1 he staring mighty hard at yall. 2 when your friend know you gon get your *ss beat. 3 when your friend say he not gon jump in ( you know he lying.
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Me: hey friend!
Friend: yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, Smelling, _, Tasting, Hearing.
Friend: Touch
Me: what do u spawn on Minecraft always (jk only 99.99pursent)
Friend: Grass
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass
When you say to your friend I've got your back then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
Today was a bitter-sweet day... Bad news is my friend was assaulted, good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
Husband: Honey, Do you want sex? Whife: No thanks i have a headache. Husband: Is that your final answer? Whife: Mmmmm. Husband: Are you shure? -Whife Yes Husband: No doubts? Whife: No Husband starring a long time at his whife. Husband: Okey, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend. -
So my dad was drinking so he was drunk and I was sad 😢 but can you be my friend pls
My friend txted me and asked me "Hey. Whts ur favorit emoji?" I said "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬" She said "why?" I said "Cause its your twin"
Me and my girls friend broke up so I took her wheel chair and she came crawling back
A man runs into a church and shouts are there any dawarf nuns in the monsistary,the pope said no causing the man to say to his friend I told you you fucked a penguin
Person: So you know that persons name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dea Friend: Yeah John Wilkes Booth Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln. Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said hungry
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Why are you so bonely my friend I am at least glad that you are not boneless
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