Friends jokes
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.