I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend enyaw . I cba with jokes basically me and enyaw always scissor
me: why did the chicken cross the road? my friend: the get to the other side? me: no, to get to the idiot's house my friend: oh me: knock knock my friend: who's there me: the chicken
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. " Guess what Angelica!" said the little girl
"What?" Angelica replied
"I'm a guy."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.
that one depressed friend
I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;
Me and my friend are walking we see a kid my friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents he said yeah I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
ME: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O MY FRIEND: what’s that supposed to mean ME: O B C D
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat and the priest says bad boys and then his friend says what Kibab do you want and the priest says bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do
I would have a joke for my friend...but he can't afford the punchline
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms. In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
I keep trying to call my emo friend... They keep hanging up
I heard there was a kidnapping
Don't worry he woke up
In the back of a van
It was his father's
Friend who was a priest
He was just bringing him to church
What do you call an emo friend group? The suicide squad.
my friend josh made a joke about liams hairline even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey......if they were white
when my bro says YOUR MOM when I'm talking when I'm at school talking and my friend says YOUR MOM me punches him;-;
My friend says. You should try Oreos with water. Me no. Because my dad actually came back with the milf
What shoe shop would be a Lesbains best friend decimen
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
