Friends jokes

My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.

Have a guess who came crawling back?

I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.

Friend: What were the tests about?

Me: Japan.

My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!

Lemme just say one thing:

Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.

Me: I look up to you.

Friend: Wow, thanks!

Me: But in general cuz your so tall.

My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.

I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.

Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.

If you drop something, make your short friend get it.

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence." Anybody relate?

Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.

Mineta: ...go on...

Denki: Ochako's booty.

Mineta: I don't get it?

Denki: Exactly.

Mineta: *cries T_T*

Qualification Check:

Single

Taken

Friended ✔

Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.

A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"

Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.

My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.

Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.

Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.

Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.

Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.