Friends Jokes

They say making and having friends comes with some benefits, I guess You could say I have friends with benefits

My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents my one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick i raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick

“Guys! Let’s hang out after school!” Dude named Guys: Dude named Out: Dude named School:

My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.

I told him to stop being so clothes minded

How does the skeleton call his friends? With a teleBONE.

Discuss the synopsis of this poem. My Friend Billy Has A Ten Foot Willy.

small word of advice:Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love cuz they may be gone by then, you don't realize but every second there is someone who dies and it just could be your loved one.

My friend is gonna release a air strike, there has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.

me and my friends are going to create a steps tribute band we are all in wheelchairs so we are going to be called ramps

Have you ever had a friends who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot but he had no imagination...when he masturbated imagines His hand

Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree, Too bad only one was standing. :)

-Dark_Humor

Guy walks to his friends house his friend says “where is your girlfriend” guy says meet me at the cemetery in a week

why do emos have friends? so they can hang with eachother

why do trees always gotta leave me hanging

When my mom asks "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge would you do it?" I say "No mom..... I'd do it for free"

Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Ive been so busy!!!! I miss yall though!

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden. He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, " You have to dig a little."