Newest Friend Jokes - Page 37

dang... if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put D IN U ;)

i only know there is 25 letters in the alphabet, i don't know Y.

(mE: how many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (friEnd: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(mE: there are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (crUsh: no. there is actually 26) -- (mE: oooOoh, i forgot u r a q t ! so its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (crUsh: you forgot the D) -- (mE: thats not needed yet ;] )

what letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

A boy and his friend were walking down the street.

Boy 1: Bro, you still got my Nikes? Boy 2: Ye, sorry. I got em dirty. Boy 1: Please clean them, we have school tomorrow.

Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.

He came in twice.

(like if u understand)

my friend misspelled mexico and got here

he sucked his sisters poop hole

When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it

Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.

dont you just hate when your the first one sleep at the sleepover and then you hear ''Prank em John"

I pushed my best friend's chair in class, now i kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

my friend bought a tom holland blaket and i said well, now ur sleeping with him

what makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common? not all are friends

i can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere, i think you two would be really good friends

me: are you an alien friend: no me: ya because your too ugly to bee one

Dam, sometimes when I look at my friends head I say dam, that's a dam big head Nick, then he is like, dude, that's a literal dam.

Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the libraryin told him to be quit? Pulled out a silencer.

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brothers Halloween costume is so ugly. Person 2: what was it? Person 1: He went as himself.

roses are red i have a confession man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session

I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.

Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother "Mom can little girls have babies " his mom answered "of course not" a few minutes later his mom heard him shout to his friend "it's okay we can keep playing

My wifes always nagging me, you dont let me have any friends, i abuse her and im always coming back late, so i thought i would treat her, i popped up in the attick and introduced her to two women.