We have some leak in the fridge, I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.
Me and Jesus are really close he even turns the light on for me when i go pee in the middle of the, well that is what i thought until the fridge was wet.
Yesterday I purchased a world map And told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands I will take her turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH
Why couldn't sally open the fridge
Because she had no arms
I named my refridgerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say O I C, U R MT.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2) “I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 1) "Give me a BEET”
dang it got ketchup on my sleeve what do I do o spread the LOVE
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Why do brides wear white?
So the match the kitchen appliances
I like my vegetables like I like my women Forgotten at the bottom of my freezer
African Kid - "Mom can we have water?" Mum - "Sure it's in the house." African Kid - *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water* The fridge - ERROR 404 Water Not Found
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong. His wife was like, yo, where are your balls? The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies "i knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
Is your fridge running?
Why yes it is!
Then you better go catch it
What do you call a redhead in a fridge. I ́m pretty sure her name was Kelly.
