Fridge jokes
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why is this true?
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.
I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
Spread the love!
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
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“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”
“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.