Fri jokes
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
Why are french fries rude?
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
Why is this true?
Salute to this awesome setup
cane sauce
My big back moment
it's a fnac ref
Community talk
A FUCKIN COLD DAY HOE? MY ASS FINNA BE FRIED AS SHIT
Yesterday I was at the Burger King trying to get the free burger and the lady at the counter said it was only for people with the app.
I was stuck only buying a thing of fries with my money. She felt sorry for me I guess and I ended up getting 49c off the fries and a ton of extra money.
In the end, the King didn't end up forcing me to pay his tax.
When I get fries, I dip mine in...