Fri jokes
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
it's a fnac ref
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
My big back moment
Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked
My boy best friend needs to have this app rn
Why is this true?
cane sauce
Ignore the kapwag watermark pls
Community talk
A FUCKIN COLD DAY HOE? MY ASS FINNA BE FRIED AS SHIT
Yesterday I was at the Burger King trying to get the free burger and the lady at the counter said it was only for people with the app.
I was stuck only buying a thing of fries with my money. She felt sorry for me I guess and I ended up getting 49c off the fries and a ton of extra money.
In the end, the King didn't end up forcing me to pay his tax.
When I get fries, I dip mine in...