Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."
What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
Freddy Bonnie cheka foxy and balloon boy fnaf
Three sons left home, went out into the world and each of them made a lot of money. During a reunion, they discussed the gifts they'd given to their elderly mum.
'I built a big house for our mum,' said the first.
'I sent her a Mercedes, with a chauffeur,' said the second.
And the third smiled and said, 'I think my gift was the best. You know how much mum enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know that her eyes aren't so good anymore? Well, I sent her a remarkable cockatoo that recites the entire Bible, both old and new testaments. It took a priest twelve years to teach him. That cockatoo is the only one in the world that can do it. All mum has to do is name the chapter and verse, and the cockatoo recites it.'
A few days later, mum sent out her thankyou letters. She wrote to the first son,
'The house you built is so enormous that I only live in one room. The trouble is, I have to clean the whole house.'
To the second son she said, 'I'm far too old to travel anymore. I stay at home most of the time, so I've hardly used the Mercedes. In any case, the driver is so rude.'
To the third son she wrote 'Dearest Freddie. You have the good sense to know what your mum likes. The chicken was delicious!'
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death? The HIV test results.
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger having common
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked
hello everybody its me mariplier and today im goin to be balling at freddys
isn't having Depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of fnaf/five night of freddies (if you don't know what Depersonalization is look it up)
Freddy: Im coming for u >:)
Me:god no help
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
whats the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and freddy krueger
they both hove red circles on there bodies
Foxy is red, Bonnie is blue, And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Yo mama so ugly that she give Freddy Krueger nightmares
Yo mama so ugly when sh played five nights at Freddy's they thought th at she was already in an anamatronic costume.