Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
