Franchise jokes

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Why did the chicken enter the cave?

Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.

What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?

Obi-Wan Cannoli.

Harry Potter

Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"

Jumanji

Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."

Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?

What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?

Chewbacca.

Where do the Borg eat fast food?

Borger King.

I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.

What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?

A King Kong ball.

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?

A Jedi Flight.

What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?

His Boba Pet.

What do you call Mario?

Bros.

Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.

Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.

Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.

Falco: Wat...

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.