Franchise jokes

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.

Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because it's all about family!

Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?

Palpatine: Review it.

What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?

Obi-Wan Cannoli.

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?

Palpatine: Grew it.

What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?

"Dirty bitch, you are."

Doom is eternal.

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because they hate how he cares about family.

Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg

Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?

What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?

A Jedi Flight.

I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.

I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.

Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.

Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!

What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?

Chewbacca.

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.