Found Jokes

i was digging in a garden once a found a chest full of gold i wanted to show my wife but then i thought why i was digging in the first place

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it but google hottest sexiest women ever. Then you'll want them

I found a place before called an orphanage but when I was aloud in there where lots of kids and I said where's your parents oh yeah your orphans. "Gosh that was one hecka day"

So I was looking though my pictures and I found a picture of a random kids that took a picture of his ugly face it look like someone that got hit by a car than a bus than a semi

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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I found this at school

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/6053f6d9eccd25122cb22a72/comments-of-gwen-in-her-bra I found the comments befor the picture of u got reported and yes with all my heart their was a picture of u in ur bra! But I was on ur side so was Kenya, prince, and heo! and Mariah more will be in soon!

my wife found a rock and asked if it was exspenive and i said it leavarite she said is that exspensive and it told her leave it rite there

Why did the smart orphan loose the tech competition?

The motherboard was no where to be found

I left Twitter for a while and when I tried to log back in I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter. Sadly my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt, shame on you Penaldo!

Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was,because he found out there dad was Donald Trump.

I found a child on the street homeless and they were really nice so I took them Ho,e then I said who's better Biden or trump they said they support trump they r now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years

My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.

The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerbade almost fell out of my pocket.

i got banana nut bread for you

oh no the nuts are missing

oh i found them

you know where they are?

UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0

MISSING!!

MISSING!!

Name- Ghostiano Penaldo Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium Characteristics: Disappearing in big games+Diving+always ranting "give me penalty" Last found - Practicing tap ins Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone

Might be dangerous towards good players