When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.
I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
"Son, I found a condom in your room."
"Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"
"Why are you calling me Grandpa?"
"Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
