How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘‘em hanging.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
a lumberjack goes to a person ́s house then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf
You were supposed to be born in the tree. The sticks were your siblings.
A panda walks into a bar, he asked the bar tender for a sandwich and then proceeds to shoot him the leaves the bar. Later on, after asking witnesses, the police track down the panda and take him to the station. They question him and ask, “why’d you do it?” The panda replied, “it’s what pandas do, look it up.” So they did, they went on Wikipedia and there it was: Pandas eat shoots and leaves.
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says don ́t worry there will be a third person in a little while.
What’s a Asians worst nightmare a tree
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest, the boy said “I’m scared” the man said “Why are you scared I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter
A man was taking a child into a dark forest. The child said, "I'm scared..." The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
Does money grow on trees........no What is money made of.........paper What is paper made out of............................TREEEEES
911 what's your emergency burning in toaster toast? yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast set fir to my forest
Where do squirrels go for fun? The acorn-ival.
What do you call a jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi Van Canopy
