Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I'm scared." The man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there. Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? LEAF me alone
I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared." "It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"
Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
Why does a woodpecker have a beak ? So as to not smash his head against the tree
Q) What do trees call deforestation ? A) TREASON
What do you call a depressed tree? A wood cutter
Mushroom
People are like trees... They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says " Stop ye Im a magical tree you can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks then as he goes to swing the axe he says,"you may be a magical tree... But you will dialog!"
