Forehead jokes
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Mine never stops.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Your mum's foreheads.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!