Forehead jokes

Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

Your mum's foreheads.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

Mine never stops.

Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!

Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.

Does that dick match that forehead? 👀

Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.

Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.

Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.

Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.