Forehead jokes
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Roddy Rick Dalby
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Mine never stops.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
Your mum's foreheads.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!