Forehead jokes
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
Your mum's foreheads.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Mine never stops.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.