Forehead jokes

Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.

So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?

Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.

Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏

Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.

If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?

I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.

That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

My forehead so big,

big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.

Hi.

Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."

Your hairline is so far back it became a case.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!