Forehead jokes
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Roddy Rick Dalby
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
Your mum's foreheads.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.