Forehead jokes
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
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Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.