Forehead jokes
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Mine never stops.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Roddy Rick Dalby
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.