Forehead Jokes

Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.

Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.

William

yo mama has such a big forehead she is the CEO of foreheads

When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.

Your forehead is so big Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off

Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!

Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.

How do you stop a baby from crying?

Throw a brick in its mouth.

Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!

yo forehead so big u look like aeri

You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.

You don't have dreams, you have movies.

How to become a monkey?

Put a red dot on your forehead.

Why is Chloe forehead so big, because her forehead is king-sley size.

I entered Kian's house. At the top of the stair, I was greeted by my greatest fantasy, JOHN. He said in a manly tone, "Hello there." I walked slowly up the stairs and greeted him back. As I walked past his room, I felt uneasy. I walked into Kian's room to find no one. I turned around and gasped. John is standing there, a bulge had appeared and poked me as he got nearer. He pushed me onto Kian's bed. The bed was that bad it broke as I fell onto it. John says, "A broken bed is nothing to worry about." I look up at him in disbelief, he's more masculine than I thought. He thrust himself onto me, his crotch area sticky to the touch. He then ripped a fart as he bent over, at this point I knew it was too late John, the fart he ripped (sticky to the touch) had me so in shock I wasn't ready for what was next, he picked and jumped on my head ripping the most monstrous, enormous, deadly, sticky to the touch fart I'd ever seen, it knocked me out. I awoke to find I was in the WALLS. I looked out to find I was in the glory hole, my worst nightmare had become reality, I fully understood my purpose in life was to the holy glory hole, I heard "GRANDAD CAN I GET SOME V-BUCK" I then knew I was in for some Kian treats.

The end

Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.