Forehead jokes
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
William
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.