Forehead jokes
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Jelianis' forehead😈
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
I was staying over at my friend's; for the purpose of the joke, he shall be called Kian. It was 03:00 am and everyone else was asleep when I heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it. Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge; it was thought he had a huge slong.
The banging was getting louder, and so too was my heartbeat. I opened John's door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked. There was a glory hole through the wall where I could make it Kian's ass. This is what I have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts, which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards John. I shoved [my] 1-inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, "You little gimp, get on the bed."
Kian came in the room with a 2-litre bottle of Irn Bru. He demanded, "What the fudge are you doing?"
I replied smoothly, "Kian, you tracksuit warrior, you have a camel toe!"
Kian fires back, "Shut it, Paul, you have genital warts!"
John screams, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
He then gives us it so rough I can't walk the next day, but [I] feel pleasured for eternity.
By Lewis
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."