Your forehead is so big Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off
your forehead so big it cant even fit in the garage
Your forehead so big a hole state could fit on it
how do u stop a baby from crying? throw a brick in its mouth
Yo forehead is bigger than the wall of China
yo forehead so big u look like aeri
You don't have a forehead you have a five head.
You don't have dreams you have movies.
How to become a monkey
Put a red dot on your forehead
Why is Chloe forehead so big, because her forehead is king-sley size.
I entered kians house, at the top of the stair i was greeted my greatest fantasy, JOHN, he said in a manly tone, "hello there" i walked slowly up the stairs and greeted him back, as i walk past his room i felt uneasy , i walk into kians room to find no one, i turn around and gasp, john is standing there, a bulge had appeared and poked me as he got nearer, he pushed me onto kians bed, the bed was that bad it broke as i fell onto it, john says "a broken is nothing to worry about" i look up at him in disbelief, hes more masculine than i thought, he thrust himself onto me, his crotch area sticky to the touch, he then ripped a fart as he bent over, at this point i knew it was to late john, the fart he ripped(sticky to the touch) had me so in shock i wasnt ready for what was next, he picked and jamp on my head ripping the most monstrous, enormous, deadyl, sticky to the touch fart id ever seen, it knocked me out, i awoke to find i was in the WALLS, i looked out to find i was in the glory hole, my worst nightmare had become reality, i fully understood my purpose in life was to the holy glory hole, i heard "GRANDAD CAN I GET SOME V-BUCK" i then knew i was in for some kian treats The end
your forhead is so big you can jump without getting hurt
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo all they said was I could ride him it would be expensive tho since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100
yo fohead is so freaking big but not bigger than my bbc👀😏
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there
What is the difference between you and iron man.You have a wonky hairline.
You're the sriracha to my hoison sauce And together, we are pho ever.
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your forhead is so big it dripps pickle juice
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I have a friend of mine from school, I always see them with bangs so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came.. their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead. :)
-Dark_Humor
