Forehead jokes

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

Kiwi loves men.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Kiwi: she's here!!

2022

Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.

Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

Yo forehead so big you think in HD.

Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

Your mum's foreheads.