Forehead jokes
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Kiwi loves men.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
Mine never stops.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.