Forehead jokes
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
Kiwi loves men.
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Roddy Rick Dalby