Forehead

Forehead jokes

Ear

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

Mom

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Distance

Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?

Scientist

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

Prank

I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.

Boy

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

Zombie

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.