Forehead jokes
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. đ
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Memes
quit comical
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldnât catch it.
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
Kiwi loves men.
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didnât know how to cross it.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.