Forehead jokes
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
Kiwi loves men.
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Are your hairline and forehead friends? Because they go way back.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.