Forehead jokes
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.