Forehead jokes
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. đ
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
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Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldnât catch it.
Kiwi loves men.
Kiwi: she's here!!
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I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didnât know how to cross it.
Your foreheadâs so big it got sponsored by GAP.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.