Forehead

Forehead jokes

Frog

Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.

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  • Kiwi

    Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏

    Ear

    I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

    Memes

    Mom

    I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

    Distance

    Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?

    Scientist

    Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

    Prank

    I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.

    Boy

    Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!