Forehead jokes

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.

Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.

Megamind.

I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.

If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?

Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!

I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.

If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?

Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.

Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

Ur face.

Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!

Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.