Forehead jokes

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.

Megamind.

If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?

Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.

Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.

Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.

I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!

Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.

Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!

Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.

Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!

I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.

If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?

Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!

Ur face.

Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.

Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.