Forehead jokes
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
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Anyways,
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
I was staying over at my friend's; for the purpose of the joke, he shall be called Kian. It was 03:00 am and everyone else was asleep when I heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it. Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge; it was thought he had a huge slong.
The banging was getting louder, and so too was my heartbeat. I opened John's door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked. There was a glory hole through the wall where I could make it Kian's ass. This is what I have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts, which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards John. I shoved [my] 1-inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, "You little gimp, get on the bed."
Kian came in the room with a 2-litre bottle of Irn Bru. He demanded, "What the fudge are you doing?"
I replied smoothly, "Kian, you tracksuit warrior, you have a camel toe!"
Kian fires back, "Shut it, Paul, you have genital warts!"
John screams, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
He then gives us it so rough I can't walk the next day, but [I] feel pleasured for eternity.
By Lewis
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
I kicked a goose, and I liked it!
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.