Forehead jokes

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.

When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.

Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.

If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.

Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.

Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.

Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.

Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.

I kicked a goose, and I liked it!

Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.

Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.

Your forehead is like my dad.

Non-existent.

I entered Kian's house. At the top of the stair, I was greeted by my greatest fantasy, JOHN. He said in a manly tone, "Hello there." I walked slowly up the stairs and greeted him back. As I walked past his room, I felt uneasy. I walked into Kian's room to find no one. I turned around and gasped. John is standing there, a bulge had appeared and poked me as he got nearer. He pushed me onto Kian's bed. The bed was that bad it broke as I fell onto it. John says, "A broken bed is nothing to worry about." I look up at him in disbelief, he's more masculine than I thought. He thrust himself onto me, his crotch area sticky to the touch. He then ripped a fart as he bent over, at this point I knew it was too late John, the fart he ripped (sticky to the touch) had me so in shock I wasn't ready for what was next, he picked and jumped on my head ripping the most monstrous, enormous, deadly, sticky to the touch fart I'd ever seen, it knocked me out. I awoke to find I was in the WALLS. I looked out to find I was in the glory hole, my worst nightmare had become reality, I fully understood my purpose in life was to the holy glory hole, I heard "GRANDAD CAN I GET SOME V-BUCK" I then knew I was in for some Kian treats.

The end

Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.

I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.

Are your hairline and forehead friends? Because they go way back.

William