Forehead jokes
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Megamind.
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
Ur face.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.