Forehead jokes

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!

I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!

Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.

If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?

Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!

I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.

If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?

Ur face.

Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!

Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.

Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.

Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏

Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.